Miss Dating? Not Me! (Limerick)
Miss Dating? Not me! By Madeleine Begun Kane Before I was married I dated Hardly ever, cause dating I hated. Then I met hubby Mark, Which created a spark. Elated, we dated and mated. (For more...
View ArticleThe Poetry Of Dating (Limerick & Haiku Prompt — through June 5th)
Today’s limerick and haiku theme is dates and dating. First, my limerick: The gal was enjoying her date Till her escort became quite irate. He assaulted a waiter, Then said, “See ya later.” I suppose...
View ArticleBefuddled Limerick
A fellow was feeling befuddled Cuz he yearned for one thing — to be cuddled. But he only got quickies Or sometimes mere hickeys. It appears that his message was muddled. (Prompted by Befuddled)
View ArticleDated Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleFickle Limerick
Fickle Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A popular gal who was fickle Found herself in a terrible pickle: A fellow she spurned Launched a web site that turned Her long wooers-list into a trickle.
View ArticleThe Role Of Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...
View ArticleAt The Risk Of Dating Myself, This Doesn’t Pass The Smell Test (Limerick)
I wish I were making this London singles event up, but apparently not: You like pub crawls? Then here’s some great news For singles who care about loos And do not mind their scent: There’s a singles...
View ArticleUPDATE: NEW SUBMISSION DEADLINE: JUNE 6, 2020 at 4 p.m. (Eastern) [DUE TO NOT...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: DOPE at the end of any one line (Submission...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleLimerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: Doze or Doughs or Does (the Deer kind) at...
It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...
View ArticleSecret Affairs (Limerick)
Two women, good friends, worked backstage. Each was “dating” a man half her age: A man on the crew. Which one? Neither knew. It turns out, both were on the same Page.
View ArticleA Knotty Issue (Limerick)
“Though it’s fine that my boyfriend is naughty, A bit bossy and bad-ass and dotty, His obsession with bots Has me tied up in knots. So I can’t tie the knot with that hottie.”
View ArticleA Bad Match (Limerick)
“Your new flame always stinks like a stable. He drinks ev’ryone under the table. Mabel, what’s the allure? He’s unstable, for sure. Worst of all, he wears fur made of sable!”
View ArticleEngaged By The Cello (Limerick)
My beau plays the cello. His bow Makes the loveliest music I know. I love him, I think, But my mother, a shrink, Says I won’t, once I’ve heard Lorne Munroe. Happy “International Cello Day!” (December 29)
View ArticleA Healthy Disagreement (Limerick)
Her boyfriend insists that she’s “jerky” For falling for health warnings “murky.” He has coaxed and opined, But he can’t change her mind: She’s swearing off poultry “cold turkey.”
View ArticleA Failure To Communicate (Limerick)
A largely deaf fellow named Ben Relished sex in his new girlfriend’s den. But she’d talk during sex, (Very much like his ex.) His confusing reply? “Come again.”
View ArticleFoiled Romance (Limerick)
A young lass liked a fellow a lot, But his anti-vax views were a blot. So she thwarted his pass When she grasped that, alas, He would never give vaxes a shot.
View ArticleHalf-Baked Limerick
A baker was well on his way To a lifetime of waste and decay, When he met a cute gal Who said, “Listen up pal! Straighten out, or no rolls in the hay.” (September 30 is National Bakery Day.)
View ArticleLustful Limerick
A gal was impressed by the thrustOf an argument made against lust.But the man who had made itHad mated or datedEach person in town with a bust.
View ArticleRelationship On The Rocks (Limerick)
Delores and Bill, once an item,Had a fight. Now she won’t even write ’im A text saying “hi,”Or an angry “GOODBYE!”She explains: “Can’t abide him, so BITE ’IM!”
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